Don't eat me. Dx -Hides under a uge catfish-
This is oh-so pointless. e.0 Mmm, resses cups.



A is for Amy
Who fell down the stairs.

B is for Basil
Assaulted by bears.

C is for Clara
Who wasted away.

D is for Desmond
Thrown out of a sleigh.

E is for Ernest
Who choked on a peach.

F is for Fanny
Sucked dry by a leech.

G is for George
Smothered under a rug.

H is for Hector
Done in by a thug.

I is for Ida
Who drowned in a lake.

J is for James
Who took lye by mistake.

K is for Kate
Who was struck with an axe.

L is for Leo
Who swallowed some tacks.

M is for Maud
Who was swept out to sea.

N is for Neville
Who died of ennui.

O is for Olive
Run through with an awl.

P is for Prue
Trampled flat in a brawl.

Q is for Quentin
Who sank on a mire.

R is for Rhoda
Consumed by a fire.

S is for Susan who
Perished of fits.

T is for Titus
Who flew into bits.

U is for Una
Sho slipped down a drain.

V is for Victor
Squashed under a train.

W is for Winnie
Embedded in ice.

X is for Xerxes
Devoured by mice.

Y is for Yorick
Whose head was knocked in.

Z is for Zillah
Who drank too much gin.

I'm in the mood to listen to 'A Gorey Demise' by Creature Feature now... xD Rofl.